🖤🔥 NEW MERCH DROP: REAPING ASMODEIA BUTT PLUGS 🔥🖤
Yes. Really.
This isn’t a prank. This isn’t a prop. This is full-contact fandom.
For those who crave more than blast beats.
For the disciples ready to be deeply moved.
For anyone who’s ever thought,
“What if I could feel the breakdown… internally?”
💀 Designed for:
• Spiritual awakenings
• Ritualistic filth
• TSA pat-downs that end awkwardly
🗣 Customer Reviews:
“I put it in on track 3 and by track 5 it had rearranged my spine.” – Cassie M.
“My neighbors heard me scream. I live alone.” – Dante L.
“TSA took mine. Now I’m on a no-fly list and I still bought two more.” – MetalDad67
“It screamed before I did.” – Probably you, soon
This isn’t just merch.
It’s what happens when tour bus brain rot meets industrial design and unfettered commitment to a joke. 😂
🛒 Limited run.
🧼 Easily washable
(stainless steel).